So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the
koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too
far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and
walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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The Koala and The Little Lizard
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The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have
some."
Aunt Brenda
I am Brenda Shoop and I am Aunt Bytes' very own resident nurse. I hold a bachelors in nursing from The University of South Alabama. I worked in health care for 20 years before "abandoning the ship." I have experience in emergency, trauma, pediatrics, internal medicine, cardiology, and holistic care. I am striving to learn as much as I can about how to treat the body so it can heal itself, in the most natural ways possible.
I am connected to The Great Universal Energy Source in the most wonderful and magical way. I see miracles every single day because I have learned how to change my perspective on life in general. We are all connected to the Same Source, and as we become enlightened, we change the course of events around us to reflect our deeper commitment, whether that commitment is to Love, Peace, Mercy, Greed, Lust, or Selfishness.
What I'm trying to say is that whatever drama is going on around you in your life right now is just a symptom of something you still need to deal with. If you change your patterns, the patterns of those around you will change as well. Much in the same way that if the Earth were to shift position, it would affect all the satellites around it, as well as the moon.
So, don't be afraid to shift positions now and again. Just try a new one on for size and see how it fits. You can always change your mind later, you know.
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