Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

 

• Schizophrenia - 
Do You Hear What I Hear
• Multiple Personality Disorder - 
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
• Dementia - 
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
• Narcissistic 
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
• Manic
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and 
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
• Paranoid
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get me
• Autistic
Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
• Paranoid Schizophrenia
I Know They're Listening to What I Hear
• ADD
Joy to the-Oh, Look, Christmas Lights!
• ADHD
All I Want For Christmas Is Everything And I Want It NOW!
• Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
• Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna’ Cry, I'm Gonna’ Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why
• Passive Aggressive
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells
• Senile Dementia
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My
Slippers and Robe
• Oppositional Defiant Disorder
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
• Social Anxiety Disorder
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here
and Hyperventilate
• Transvestite
Don we now our gay apparel
• Tourette's Syndrome
Chestnuts...F--- YOU! ...roasting on...BITE ME! an open fire...A--HOLE!
Aunt Brenda

Aunt Brenda

I am Brenda Shoop and I am Aunt Bytes' very own resident nurse. I hold a bachelors in nursing from The University of South Alabama. I worked in health care for 20 years before "abandoning the ship." I have experience in emergency, trauma, pediatrics, internal medicine, cardiology, and holistic care. I am striving to learn as much as I can about how to treat the body so it can heal itself, in the most natural ways possible.

I am connected to The Great Universal Energy Source in the most wonderful and magical way. I see miracles every single day because I have learned how to change my perspective on life in general. We are all connected to the Same Source, and as we become enlightened, we change the course of events around us to reflect our deeper commitment, whether that commitment is to Love, Peace, Mercy, Greed, Lust, or Selfishness.

What I'm trying to say is that whatever drama is going on around you in your life right now is just a symptom of something you still need to deal with. If you change your patterns, the patterns of those around you will change as well. Much in the same way that if the Earth were to shift position, it would affect all the satellites around it, as well as the moon.

So, don't be afraid to shift positions now and again. Just try a new one on for size and see how it fits. You can always change your mind later, you know.

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