• Narcissistic
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
• Manic
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
• Paranoid
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get me
• Autistic
Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
• Paranoid Schizophrenia
I Know They're Listening to What I Hear
• ADD
Joy to the-Oh, Look, Christmas Lights!
• ADHD
All I Want For Christmas Is Everything And I Want It NOW!
• Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
• Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna’ Cry, I'm Gonna’ Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why
• Passive Aggressive
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells
• Senile Dementia
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My
Slippers and Robe
• Oppositional Defiant Disorder
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
• Social Anxiety Disorder
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here
and Hyperventilate
• Transvestite
Don we now our gay apparel
• Tourette's Syndrome
Chestnuts...F--- YOU! ...roasting on...BITE ME! an open fire...A--HOLE!
Church of the Front Porch Kick up your feet and sit a spell
Laugh 'Til It Heals I dare you not to smile!





